{"id":9568,"date":"2026-04-27T08:31:20","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T08:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=9568"},"modified":"2026-04-27T08:31:20","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T08:31:20","slug":"one-day-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=9568","title":{"rendered":"One Day An\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.<br \/>\nShe told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou have the crabs\u201d.<br \/>\nShe informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.<br \/>\nThe doctor said, \u201cYou probably have the crabs\u201d.<br \/>\n\u201cNo\u201d she said, \u201cI am an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dFrustrated, she went to a third doctor.<br \/>\nShe said, \u201cDoctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>It can not be the crabs.\u201d<br \/>\nThe doctor said, Jump on the table and let\u2019s have a look.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAfter examining the doctor proclaimed, \u201cMa\u2019am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9570,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9571,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9568\/revisions\/9571"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}