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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a
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Donald Trump, Elon Musk and JD Vance were on a private jet together JD Vance says, “If | throw a $1,000 bill out of the
There were two officers on my front lawn when I pulled up. Red and blue lights strobing across the faces of neighbors standing in their
A man was taking a peaceful walk along a river when he noticed something unusual in the water. A blonde woman was standing waist-deep in
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